Currently, 10560 Westheimer
I've been eating a lot of fried food lately and I haven't even been to the Rodeo once. To be specific, I've been eating fried pies - Uruguyan Empanadas, Trinidadian Patties, and these Puerto Rican Empanadillas de Carne from Señor Juan.
The menu is small. They were out of Alcapurrias and Pasteles the day I was there, so I got two of these but one would have been sufficient as I just wanted a snack. Mofongo was listed on the reverse side of the menu card but I missed it when I briefly flipped the card over. Cue Homer Simpson.